The way he looks back at the camera before prancing off is the closest thing we have to compare to what sailors of yore reported about mysterious, playful, and michevious mermaids leading their ships into rocky harbours with nothing but coy glances and a few errant splashes
why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi
That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
This fight, and indeed perhaps the entire Smash Bros tournament is a simulation
This isn’t actually Solid Snake at all, but Raiden acting as Snake as part of his VR training
The Patriots have a vested interest in suppressing Luigi
You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content
I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal
moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by
truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms